and that is when the fight started

[DorothyL]

Those were great. Nice way to start the day.

Dorothy

[Magot]

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift...
The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.When she asked me why, I replied,
"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"

And that's how the fight started.....

[Magot]

My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,
"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
I replied, "Your eyesight's darn near perfect."

And then the fight started........

[icetbear]

Thanks Jan, I really need a hearty chuckle this afternoon. Take care.

NanaBear