The Doctor

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The Doctor

New postby bridesmom on Mon Jul 30, 2012 8:03 pm

So a doctor goes into a bar every day after work and orders a hazelnut daiquiri. This becomes so regular that the bartender has it ready at 5:03 pm just as he rolls in. Then one day the bartender realizes he has no hazelnuts, so he searches around and finds a replacement for the drink. When the doctor comes in and tries it he notices the difference and says "Hey Barkeep, what gives? This isn't my regular drink!" To which the bartender replies, "Yes, sorry I ran out of hazelnuts, that's a hickory daiquiri Doc."
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Re: The Doctor

New postby sewingmom on Mon Jul 30, 2012 8:28 pm

:applause: :applause:
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Re: The Doctor

New postby DorothyL on Tue Jul 31, 2012 6:53 am

Groan........just groan

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Re: The Doctor

New postby lendube on Tue Jul 31, 2012 1:58 pm

I told Kevin the joke and he groaned too then when I told him you posted it he said, "Oh, so it's a Canadian joke." We were both laughing. :applause: :D
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