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New postby Magot on Sat Jul 07, 2012 9:39 pm

A Higgs Boson particle went into a church
"Hey, the Priest said," we don't allow Higgs-Boson particles in here."
"But without me," said the particle '"how can you have any mass?"
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Re: a bit obscure

New postby Skye on Sat Jul 07, 2012 11:09 pm

love it :applause: :D
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Re: a bit obscure

New postby J H on Sun Jul 08, 2012 6:29 am

Groan :silence: :lol:
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Re: a bit obscure

New postby Magot on Sun Jul 08, 2012 7:10 am

I thank you.

Watching the tennis Jill, we are festooned with Union Flags in my living room and my daughter has come round to watch. Come on Andy!!
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Re: a bit obscure

New postby J H on Sun Jul 08, 2012 11:18 am

I hope he wins but I can't stand tennis :D
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Re: a bit obscure

New postby lendube on Sun Jul 08, 2012 12:25 pm

Jan, you never fail us. I'm surprised I understood the joke. Not much of a science person am I.
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Re: a bit obscure

New postby bridesmom on Sun Jul 08, 2012 6:57 pm

Oh my! That was a real groaner! :roll: Good one though Jan, true to form! Well done.
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Re: a bit obscure

New postby SmilieFace on Tue Jul 10, 2012 4:26 am

Five minutes later and I'm still shaking my head at this joke.

And considering retelling it. :)
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Re: a bit obscure

New postby DorothyL on Tue Jul 10, 2012 6:52 am

And considering retelling it.


No, I think not...........

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Re: a bit obscure

New postby Shellymoon on Mon Jul 23, 2012 10:27 pm

Jan,
we go to an improv comedy show once a month and one of the things they do is a bit with jokes like this.
They start with this phrase,,.
Two___________ walked into a restaurant and the waiter said "We don't serve ________ here because.... (punchline)

The audience fills in the blank and the performers provide the punch line. Sometimes they are downtright hilarious. Sometimes they are real groaners.
Somehow, I think you would be really good at this game and they might want you to join the comedy troupe!
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