and that is when the fight started

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and that is when the fight started

New postby Magot on Thu May 10, 2012 10:45 am

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer. Always something more important to me. Finally she
thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again
I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

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I rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a REALLY bad day! The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!
He looked up at me and said 'I am NOT Happy!'
So I said, 'Well, which one ARE you then?'
That's how the fight started.
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My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, "What's on TV?"
I said, "Dust."
And then the fight started...
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Re: and that is when the fight started

New postby lendube on Thu May 10, 2012 11:13 am

Jan, those are hilarious! Over Thanksgiving in Las Vegas my sister-in-law pulled out a sheet of the "That's how the fight started....." jokes and we were laughing so hard tears were running down our faces.
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Re: and that is when the fight started

New postby Mom of Six on Thu May 10, 2012 1:20 pm

:D :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol:
I neede that right now!!!!
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Re: and that is when the fight started

New postby Magot on Thu May 10, 2012 3:13 pm

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said,
'Do you want to have Sex?'
'No,' she answered. I then said,
'Is that your final answer?'
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's when the fight started...
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Re: and that is when the fight started

New postby sewingrandma on Thu May 10, 2012 4:38 pm

Thanks for the hearty laugh Jan. DH even got a kick out of them.
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Re: and that is when the fight started

New postby lendube on Thu May 10, 2012 5:28 pm

Another belly buster! :D
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Re: and that is when the fight started

New postby sewingmom on Thu May 10, 2012 8:11 pm

:o :lol: :lol:
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Re: and that is when the fight started

New postby bridesmom on Thu May 10, 2012 11:06 pm

Jan is BACK!!
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Re: and that is when the fight started

New postby sewingmom on Fri May 11, 2012 6:53 am

I usually do not read the jokes but did and it gave me a lift that I needed. Thanks Jan!!!
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Re: and that is when the fight started

New postby SmilieFace on Sun May 13, 2012 5:54 pm

LOL.
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