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Poor kitty

New postby lendube on Wed Jun 08, 2011 8:18 pm

A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat.
She asked if it was dead or alive.

"Dead," she was informed.

"How do you know?", she asked.

"Because I pissed in his ear and it didn't move," said the child innocently.

"You did WHAT?!?", the teacher squealed in surprise.

"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'pssst' and he didn't move."
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Re: Poor kitty

New postby HeyJudee on Wed Jun 08, 2011 8:27 pm

Groannnnnnnnn...but cute
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Re: Poor kitty

New postby Magot on Thu Jun 09, 2011 12:09 pm

Applause!!!
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