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New postby bridesmom on Sun Jun 05, 2011 11:51 pm

This Story is Perfectly Logical
(to all males)

A wife said to her husband, "Please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."

A short time later the husband came back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asked him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had eggs!"
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New postby momquilts on Mon Jun 06, 2011 4:01 am

GROAN!!!!
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New postby Mom of Six on Mon Jun 06, 2011 4:50 am

double groan! but I can see some men doing that. (some women too!)
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New postby HeyJudee on Mon Jun 06, 2011 9:36 am

Triple groannnnnnn...
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New postby lendube on Mon Jun 06, 2011 10:47 am

Pretty sure it's grammatically correct, sorry to say.......... :D I know both my dh and ds would jump on that one if I said it like that. (Well, point it out to me, not buy the 6!) :roll:
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New postby DorothyL on Mon Jun 06, 2011 11:38 am

My husband might do that but he wouldn't return "a short time later."
If he goes to the store for milk and eggs it takes two hours and he brings home six bags of groceries.

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