Speaking of pirates............again.

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Speaking of pirates............again.

New postby lendube on Thu Jun 02, 2011 10:37 am

I apologize in advance if this offends anyone but we're all adults here and this really cracks me up.

It was Halloween and a little boy went trick or treating. He was dressed as a pirate. He walked up to old Mrs. Smith's house and she sweetly asked little Jimmy, "I see you're a pirate, Jimmy, but where are your buckeneers? Jimmy looked at her, rolled his eyes and said, "Right under my buckenhat, lady!"

Sorry, sorry, really gang. Sorry.
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Re: Speaking of pirates............again.

New postby DorothyL on Thu Jun 02, 2011 12:21 pm

Ouch

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New postby momquilts on Thu Jun 02, 2011 1:14 pm

No need to apologize to me...I thought it was cute.
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New postby HeyJudee on Thu Jun 02, 2011 2:58 pm

Took me a minute to get it...Cute!
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New postby Magot on Fri Jun 03, 2011 4:16 am

HAhahahahahahaha!
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New postby bridesmom on Fri Jun 03, 2011 10:58 pm

:doh: It was kind of cute Lennie, :D Yo Ho Ho.
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