And They Ask Why I Like Retirement!

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And They Ask Why I Like Retirement!

New postby HeyJudee on Sat Jan 08, 2011 10:09 am

A colleague who is already retired sent me these...so I just had to share!


Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday

Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.

Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.

Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% percent discount.

Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.

Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.

Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS!

Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.

Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer: Normal .

Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.

Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.

Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?
Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.

QUESTION: What do you do all week?
Answer: Mon to Fri. Nothing, Sat & Sun I rest!


Share this one with all the retirees that you know. I'm sure they can relate to some of them!
AND, If you have not yet retired, look what you have to look forward to.
TTFN from Canada
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Re: And They Ask Why I Like Retirement!

New postby Bama on Sat Jan 08, 2011 11:27 am

Very funny. :D I'm glad you're enjoying your retirement. I'm looking forward to mine, but have quite a few years to go. I just hope my job doesn't change the year requirements to retire before then. :roll: I'm not counting on social security.
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Re: And They Ask Why I Like Retirement!

New postby vickki on Sat Jan 08, 2011 12:11 pm

I love being retired as well don't really know where I found time to work actually...lol
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Re: And They Ask Why I Like Retirement!

New postby bridesmom on Sun Jan 09, 2011 3:16 pm

Yes! Something to look forward to. If only it would come sooner and I wouldn't be any older!!
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Re: And They Ask Why I Like Retirement!

New postby HeyJudee on Sun Jan 09, 2011 3:44 pm

Yeah Laura...getting older is the annoying part of retirment. But I plan to be the exception to the rule and get younger and younger ;)
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